Ever since mid term exams have started I think everybody is going ballistic so more humorous quotes for all the lovely people to indulge in:
Have no fear of perfection you will never reach it.
When you are in jail a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, DAMN that was fun.
Life was so much easier when your clothes did not match and they boys had cooties.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I never forget a face but in your case I will be glad to make an exception.
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round two times faster.
I wanted to kill the hottest person on earth but then again I learned that there were laws against suicide.
Tolerance is a great trait to contain, but so is the ability to shut up.
School is like lollipop, it sucks until its gone.
A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely.
Love your enemies because it makes them so damn mad.
You have got to be honest if you can fake that you have got it made.
Cocaine is gods way of saying you have got too much of money.
Alrightey peeps toodles for now, have a ripping day.
Chiq signs off.
