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Monday, July 17, 2006

Mundane day + Monday Blues = Maths Lecture

YES! monty is finally himself again that is what i been longing for, its so sad when he is so down then he tends to pass the depressed syndrome to me and all, then we are both depressed at the same time. shucks.

Hilarious Quotes Once Again:

1. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

2. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

3. The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

4. I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.

5. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time

6. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships

7. Ah, yes, 'divorce' - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet

chiq signs off.


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