A picture depicts a thousand words, picture of the year: THE ONE AND ONLY BESTIE ABSTER BABY!
Quotes which really made me giggle:
1.If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."
2."Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked to, but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected!"
3."Dealing with in-laws is like walking down a dark hallway with a bucket of industrial-strength glue sitting in the shadows. If you're not careful, you'll step into a very sticky situation." [ the one that made my boobs giggle most ]
4."Love is a misunderstanding between two fools."
5.Marriage is similar to your husband sprinkling itching powder in your favorite sneakers. The relationship must always be moving in order to ease the discomfort."
6.Dreams can come true; look at me, Babe, I'm with you
7.Love is like PMS; only one pain reliever takes away the all pain."
8.A friend is like a push-up bra: supportive and close to the heart."
9.No woman should marry until she has studied anatomy and dissected at least one man
10.Love is Daddy giving Mommy the good piece of chicken.
11."Why do they call it a french kiss if Italians do it the best?"
12.Behind every good man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
13.They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walking in circles because I can't seem to find it."
14.He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once then kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack by smack, in silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, "Now that's subtraction." Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation, and both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication." Then dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision. He kicked that kid three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
15."Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour; Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
heh peeps hope you guys had darn fun with e quotes.
gd day chiq signs off =)
